If I ever work for CCP...

A blogpost about something that will probably never happen.

My clone's in f**king Nakugard

Railgun Firetail strikes again for the first time

A couple of questions

Dear CCP Diagoras...

Snakeyverse game achievement list

I should write for Cracked.

That awkward moment

When you realize you just fucked up rather spectacularly

12 Days of Christmas

Happy Holidays y'all!

Fleetin' yo

Oddly, the red CCP employees were not GMs.

It's Not My Fault I Fail At PvP

Or: Why Am I Suddenly Being Shot At By Two Titans And Some Battlecruisers?

Halo there, how may I ruthlessly destroy you today?

Sgt. Johnson's three R's.